2015 Up In Smoke

Irwin scowling now
As back line folds once again
Rapids out of hunt

by Devon (October 6, 2015)
haiku MLS Rapids fail 

Jobbed in Big D

Suh paid 50 grand
For ticket to promised land
Refs are out of hand

by Devon (January 5, 2015)
haiku NFL 2014 playoffs 

Brian's Song

An aging middle linebacker,
Who still is a hard-hitting tackler.
With old vets teams don't play nice,
Just ask Lott, Craig or Rice.
The Bears have cut Brian Urlacher.

by David (March 22, 2013)
NFL limerick 

Some Thoughts on Donte' Stallworth

For some players the offseason spells doom,
Training camp just can't get here too soon.
So many risks for those guys,
Like pickup games, DUIs...
To this list add hot air balloons.

by David (March 18, 2013)
NFL limerick 

The Hands Men

Crabtree and Boldin
Kap, throw anything their way
A catch will result

by Devon (March 11, 2013)
haiku NFL Niners Boldin 

Alex Smith to K.C.

Alex Smith, new Chef
Lookin' to cook up some wins
Reid, one hungry guy

by Devon (February 27, 2013)
haiku NFL Alex Smith Chiefs 

The Burner Returns?

Cut by the Falcons
Chargers need a bruising back
The Burner returns?

by Devon (February 23, 2013)
Michael Turner haiku Chargers 

Final Tropical Football Farce

Consolation prize
Some Hawaiian exercise
Play last one hard, guys!

by Devon (January 24, 2013)

Charger Lament

Boldin's a badass
Kap is one too
Bolts always lose
When they wear powder blue

by Devon (January 24, 2013)