Brian's Song


An aging middle linebacker,
Who still is a hard-hitting tackler.
With old vets teams don't play nice,
Just ask Lott, Craig or Rice.
The Bears have cut Brian Urlacher.


by David (March 22, 2013)
NFL limerick 

Some Thoughts on Donte' Stallworth


For some players the offseason spells doom,
Training camp just can't get here too soon.
So many risks for those guys,
Like pickup games, DUIs...
To this list add hot air balloons.


by David (March 18, 2013)
NFL limerick 

The Hands Men


Crabtree and Boldin
Kap, throw anything their way
A catch will result


by Devon (March 11, 2013)
haiku NFL Niners Boldin 

Alex Smith to K.C.


Alex Smith, new Chef
Lookin' to cook up some wins
Reid, one hungry guy


by Devon (February 27, 2013)
haiku NFL Alex Smith Chiefs 

The Burner Returns?


Cut by the Falcons
Chargers need a bruising back
The Burner returns?


by Devon (February 23, 2013)
Michael Turner haiku Chargers 

Final Tropical Football Farce


Consolation prize
Some Hawaiian exercise
Play last one hard, guys!


by Devon (January 24, 2013)

Charger Lament


Boldin's a badass
Kap is one too
Bolts always lose
When they wear powder blue


by Devon (January 24, 2013)